Re: [MOL] JOKE! [01976] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] JOKE!



Loved this. Jeanne
At 01:20 PM 11/14/98 -0500, you wrote:
>>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
>>her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says,
>>"Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
>>vacation."
>>
>>Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
>>borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog
>>says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the
>>bank manager.
>>
>>Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
>>he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if
>>he has anything he can use as collateral.
>>
>>The frog says, "Sure. I have this." And he produces a tiny pink
>>porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. It's bright pink and
>>perfectly formed.
>>
>>Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
>>manager; and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
>>reports: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
>>know you, and he wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
>>collateral."
>>
>>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what is this?"
>>
>>So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
>>Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
>>
>>
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