[MOL] The Genie [00201] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] The Genie

> 					The Genie
> A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
> lamp.  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
> The genie said, "OK, OK.  You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah.
> This makes the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of
> these wishes so you can forget about three.  You only get one wish!"
> The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted
> to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.  So could
> you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
> The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible.  Think of the logistics of
> that.  How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?  Think
> of how much concrete....how much steel!!  No, think of another wish."
> The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.  He said, "I've
> been married and divorced four times.  My wives always said I don't care
> and that I'm insensitive.  I wish that I could understand women.  You
> know, know what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,
> know why they are crying, know what they want when they say,
> 'nothing'...."
> The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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