1. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. -
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
2. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. =
-Men's
restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
3. Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
4. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. -
Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
5. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -
Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
6. God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -The Irish =
Times,
Washington, DC
7. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -The Bayou,
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
8. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired =
of
putting u p with her shit.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
9. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. -Bentley's House of
Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
10. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
11. Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married! -Women's
restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
12. God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God -The Tombs
Restaurant. Washington, DC
13. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -
Revolution Books. New York, New York.
14. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
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