[MOL] Pumpkin story.....Why pumpkins are better than men!!

["ken naehring" <blessu@worldnet.att.net>]

For Halloween this year, consider how your very own pumpkin
may beat out boyfriends and husband!!

Why Pumpkins are better than Men:

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready
to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up
    another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
    him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
    filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him
    to be.