Re: [MOL] Too Cute not to share [02573] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Too Cute not to share



When you put a flag at half-mast, is it halfway up or halfway down?

Too right, too cute! lol
Wayne and Mam

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> Subject: [MOL] Too Cute not to share
> Date: Friday, 30 October 1998 23:27
> 
> 
> >
> >* WHY DO WE DRIVE ON A PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?
> >
> >
> >> >Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> >went
> >> nuts.
> >> >
> >> >Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
> >> there.
> >> >
> >> >If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >> >
> >> >Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
> >> >
> >> >I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be
> >gone. I
> >> >said, "The whole time."
> >> >
> >> >After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
> >of
> >> the
> >> >water?
> >> >
> >> >Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
> >> >
> >> >I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me
> >are
> >> >furious.
> >> >
> >> >Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
> >> >
> >> >Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
> >> >
> >> >If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
> >cold
> >> >tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
> >> >
> >> >Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
> >is
> >> dead?
> >> >
> >> >Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
> >> >
> >> >Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
> >> already
> >> >know you don't have?
> >> >
> >> >If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
> >the
> >> taxi
> >> >driver end up owing you money?
> >> >
> >> >If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
> >> other
> >> >trees make fun of it?
> >> >
> >> >Do fish get cramps after eating?
> >
> >> >When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
> >> >
> >> >Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
> >it's
> >> not a
> >> >door?
> >> >
> >> >Tell someone that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
> >Tell
> >> him a
> >> >bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
> >> >
> >> >How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
> >ducked
> >> when
> >> >someone threw a gun at him?
> >> >
> >> >Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
> >> >
> >> >Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
> >> >
> >> >What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
> >> >
> >> >Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
> >> >
> >> >I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
> >self-help
> >> >section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
> >> >
> >> >If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
> >all
> >> still
> >> >working?
> >
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