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> Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76 Year-Old John Glenn's Return =
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> Space Aboard the Shuttle 'Discovery'
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> 10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
> 9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
> 8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
> 7. "Early Bird" specials included on menu.
> 6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.
> 5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
> 4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
> 3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
> 2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
> 1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.

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