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>
>* WHY DO WE DRIVE ON A PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?
>
>
>> >Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
>went
>> nuts.
>> >
>> >Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
>> there.
>> >
>> >If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>> >
>> >Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
>> >
>> >I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be
>gone. I
>> >said, "The whole time."
>> >
>> >After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
>of
>> the
>> >water?
>> >
>> >Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
>> >
>> >I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me
>are
>> >furious.
>> >
>> >Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
>> >
>> >Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
>> >
>> >If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
>cold
>> >tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
>> >
>> >Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
>is
>> dead?
>> >
>> >Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
>> >
>> >Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
>> already
>> >know you don't have?
>> >
>> >If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
>the
>> taxi
>> >driver end up owing you money?
>> >
>> >If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
>> other
>> >trees make fun of it?
>> >
>> >Do fish get cramps after eating?
>
>> >When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
>> >
>> >Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
>it's
>> not a
>> >door?
>> >
>> >Tell someone that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
>Tell
>> him a
>> >bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
>> >
>> >How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
>ducked
>> when
>> >someone threw a gun at him?
>> >
>> >Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>> >
>> >Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
>> >
>> >What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
>> >
>> >Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
>> >
>> >I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
>self-help
>> >section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
>> >
>> >If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
>all
>> still
>> >working?
>
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