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Re: [MOL] fwd: golf anyone?



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Mam

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> From: james kissinger <jkissing@uvic.ca>
> To: Lesnpeg@aol.com; mol-cancer@lists.meds.com; susan.jinks@pwgsc.gc.ca
> Subject: [MOL] fwd: golf anyone?
> Date: Wednesday, 28 October 1998 23:04
> 
> From my LADY friends, Jeanne
> 
> >A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch.
> >Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
> >
> >When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc?
> >I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in
> >every way."
> >
> >The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and
> >keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
> >
> >So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
> >bandage, and wired it all together - an impressive work of art.
> >
> >The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon
> >night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous
set
> >of breasts.  This was the first time he saw them.
> >
> >She says, "You'll be the first. No one has ever touched these breasts."
> >
> >He whips down his pants and says, " Look at this, it's still in the
> >CRATE!"
> 
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