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> From: Becker, Joicy <Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU>
> To: 'MOLers' <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
> Subject: [MOL] joke :-)
> Date: Thursday, 29 October 1998 7:23
> 
> Ok, I know I'm going to regret this, being blond, but I hope you get a
> chuckle! Love, Joicy
Whoa there Joicy, I am blonde too, and I don't know what some of these are!
oh ohh!
LOL, Mam
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> 
> Subject: She Was So Blonde That.... 
> 
>  - she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday (What is this TuPac?)
>  - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
>  - she thought a quarterback was a refund
>  - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
>  - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center (Is this a band?)			
>  - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
>  - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
>  - she tried to drown a fish
>  - she tripped over a cordless phone (I could probably do this!)
>  - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
>    "concentrate" (I have probably done this!)
>  - she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
>  - she got stabbed in a shoot-out
>  - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
>  - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
>  - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
>  - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
>  - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
>  - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put
>    "Sagittarius"
>  - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
>  - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
>  - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
>  - she studied for a blood test - and failed
>  - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train (Soul Train?)
>  - she sold the car for gas money
>  - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and
got
>    16 friends (Sound fair to me! lol)
>  - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
>  - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
>  - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
>  - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
>    Left" she turned around and went home
> 
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