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>From my LADY friends, Jeanne

>A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
>Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
>
>When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc?
>I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in
>every way."
>
>The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and
>keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
>
>So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
>bandage, and wired it all together - an impressive work of art.
>
>The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon
>night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set
>of breasts.  This was the first time he saw them.
>
>She says, "You'll be the first. No one has ever touched these breasts."
>
>He whips down his pants and says, " Look at this, it's still in the
>CRATE!"

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