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That was hysterical!
Mam

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> Subject: [MOL] joke
> Date: Tuesday, 27 October 1998 22:54
> 
> From a friend;  Love  ;>)  Les
> 
> 
> Miss Bee was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness
to
> all.  The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. 
> She welcomed him into her Victorian Parlor.  She invited him to have a
seat
> while she prepared a little tea.
> 
> As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass
> bowl sitting on top of it filled with water.  In the water floated, of
all
> things, a condom.  Imagine his shock and surprise.  Imagine his
CURIOSITY.
> Surely Miss Bee had flipped...or something.  But he certainly couldn't
> mention the strange sight in her parlor.
> 
> When she returned with tea and cookies, they began chatting.  The pastor
> tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and it's strange
> floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could no longer
resist.
> 
> "Miss Bee," he said pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me
> about this."
> 
> "Oh yes," she replied,  Isn't it wonderful?  I was walking downtown last
> fall, and I found this little package.  It said to put it on the organ
and
> keep it wet, and it would prevent diseases.  And you know, I think it's
> working!  I
> haven't had a cold all winter."
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