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Thanks, Joicy. They're very cute. -- Kathy
-----Original Message-----
From: Becker, Joicy [SMTP:Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU]
Sent: Tuesday, October 27, 1998 7:03 AM
To: 'MOLers'
Subject: [MOL] you think you've got problems! (joke)
Some funnies to start your day....love, joicy
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Hey Guy, You Think You've Got Problems...
- imagine Adam trying to convince Eve that God intended for him
to wear the *plants* in the family
- imagine being so old it takes you forty-five minutes to undress,
and another twenty to remember why
- suppose by the time you can read a woman like a book...
your eyes go bad
- suppose every time you meet a hot looking girl you used to know...
it's her daughter
- imagine being so impotent that you even have to fake
premature ejaculation
_ imagine you join Overeaters Anonymous
and they make you a chapter
- suppose two of the world's greatest movers and shakers
move into the apartment above you
- suppose you become a sheik with 150 wives...
and your house only has six bathrooms
- imagine you get a great color from going to the beach...
but it's blue from holding your stomach in
- imagine at the beach your wife tells you to suck your gut in...
and you already are
- suppose you go to a carnival...
and a fortune teller offers to read your face
- suppose you married a girl because she looked like a siren
but now, she only sounds like one
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