[MOL] joke [02236] Medicine On Line


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>From a friend;  Love  ;>)  Les


Miss Bee was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to
all.  The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. 
She welcomed him into her Victorian Parlor.  She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it filled with water.  In the water floated, of all
things, a condom.  Imagine his shock and surprise.  Imagine his CURIOSITY.
Surely Miss Bee had flipped...or something.  But he certainly couldn't
mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began chatting.  The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and it's strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Bee," he said pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this."

"Oh yes," she replied,  Isn't it wonderful?  I was walking downtown last
fall, and I found this little package.  It said to put it on the organ and
keep it wet, and it would prevent diseases.  And you know, I think it's
working!  I
haven't had a cold all winter."
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