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[MOL] Fwd: Fw: Horseback Joke (or "Blonde horse joke")







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> From: 297th SPT BN, A Co <WYEZA0@calguard.ca.gov>
> To: gichicke7@aol.com
> Subject: FW: Horseback Joke (or "Blonde horse joke")
> Date: Tuesday, October 06, 1998 7:36 PM
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> 
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> > From: 	TedyTucker@aol.com[SMTP:TedyTucker@aol.com]
> > Sent: 	Saturday, October 03, 1998 8:45 PM
> > To: 	CarlaJ2278@aol.com; Cowgirl48@aol.com; ReininHrse@aol.com;
> > TrnNburn3@aol.com; VoiceGait@aol.com; PaintHoss@aol.com;
> > Zzrowcool@aol.com; Hoofpick@aol.com; SPINANDWIN@aol.com;
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> > KC4AQHA@aol.com; QHfillie@aol.com; CwgrlDotie@aol.com;
Paintedpny@aol.com;
> > HanginJ@softcom.net; Timesaver@aol.com; CW2Ragains@aol.com
> > Subject: 	Horseback Joke (or "Blonde horse joke")
> > 
> > This is one of the best blonde jokes I've seen, courtesy of a blonde
> > cousin 
> > from Texas.  Enjoy!
> > 
> > >A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
> > >lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted and the
> > >horse immediately springs into motion.
> > >
> > >It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins
to
> > >slip from the saddle.  In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
> > >cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around
the
> > >horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
> > >
> > >The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
> > >
> > >Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to
try
> > >and throw herself to safety.
> > >
> > >Unfortunately, her foot has become in tangled in the stirrup and she
is
> > >now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
> > >against the ground again and again.
> > >
> > >As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
> > >from unconsciousness when........
> > >
> > >
> > >........The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
> > >
> > 
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