Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in a VERY
advanced state of agitation.
"Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just
calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down
the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys
wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied
the nun, " it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had
wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest
on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What
did you do?"
"Well, I hit the CEILING, father."
To which the priest replied...
"How much did you win?"
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