Re: [MOL] Funny For the Day! [00456] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Funny For the Day!



Ay, and the top of tha mornin' to ya lass, from one Irishwoman to 'nother.
love, sylvia

lillian jennings wrote:

> Tis a pity one pokes fun at Irishmen in such a fashion, when they are known to
> have produced some of the finest poets, and writers, or is that the booze
> speaking?  The Irish Bug!
>
> Sylvia Boehme wrote:
>
> > Morningeveryone...here is a "little" Irish wit to start your day:
> >
> >     An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender
> > finally says that the bar is closing so the Irishman stands up to leave
> > and falls flat on his face.  He tries to stand one more time, same
> > result.  He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe
> > that will sober him up.  Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
> > face.  So,  he decides to crawl the four blocks to his home and when he
> > arrives at the door he stands up and falls falt on his face.  He crawls
> > through the door into his bedroom.  When he reaches his bed he tries
> > one  more time to stand up.  This time he manages to pull himself
> > upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon
> > as his head hits the pillow.  He awakens the next morning to his wife
> > standing over him shouting at him:
> >     "So, you've been out drinking again!!!!"
> >         "What makes you say that?"  He asks as he puts on a very
> > innocent look.
> >     "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
> >
> > love to all of you,
> > sylvia-Lizabeth's friend
> >
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