I will NEVER be able to one-up Les, but thought these might bring a
small chuckle.
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles,
such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same
boring story over and over again until
your friends want to
smash your head in.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings
like this.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at
4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell
happened to your pants.
--may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see somthing really
scary (whose species and/or name you
can't remember)
--is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.
--may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and
smarter than some really, really big guy
named Chuck.
--may lead you to believe you are invisible.
--may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you
Hope you enjoy these.
love, sylvia-Lizabeth's friend
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