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D. S. Carl
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One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess
I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a
computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper
than a doctor. You put in a sample of your urine and the computer will
diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it and it only
costs $10."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled up a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some
noise and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out
popped a small slip of paper which read:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak you arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy labor.
It will be better in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how
it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this
computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine
samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into
the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer and
poured it in. The computer made the same noises and printed out the
following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off,
your tennis elbow will never get better
