Sylvia, I really enjoyed these! Too funny! Love, Joicy
> 1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
> 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
> 3. One nice thing about egoists, they don't talk about other people.
> 4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
> 5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
> Legislators and Congresspeople? (my comment - not part of original)
> 6. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
> 7. I doubt, therefore I might be.
> 8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> 9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
> 10. Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
> 11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and
> he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> 13. A fool and his money are soon partying.
> 14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
> 15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
> 16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> 17. If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
> 18. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
> 19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
> 20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
> 21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
> 22. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
> 23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
> 24. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
> 25. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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