Re: [MOL] jokes for today from Sylvia [02763] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] jokes for today from Sylvia



Sylvia, I really enjoyed these! Too funny! Love, Joicy


> 1.  Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
> 2.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
> 3.  One nice thing about egoists, they don't talk about other people.
> 4.  To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
> 5.  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
> Legislators and Congresspeople? (my comment - not part of original)
> 6.  The older you get, the better you realize you were.
> 7.  I doubt, therefore I might be.
> 8.  Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> 9.  Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
> 10.  Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.
> 11.  Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.
> 12.  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man how to fish and
> he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> 13.  A fool and his money are soon partying.
> 14.  Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
> 15.  Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
> 16.  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> 17.  If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
> 18.  If God dropped acid, would he see people?
> 19.  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
> 20.  If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
> 21.  If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
> 22.  If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
> 23.  If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
> 24.  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
> 25.  Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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