Re: [MOL] RE: Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!!!!!!!!!!1 [02340] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] RE: Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!!!!!!!!!!1



Very funny.
Christine


At 10:27 PM 22/09/98 -0400, you wrote:
> HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
>     
>     1. Both keep moving...even when they are lost. 
>     2. Both take up too much space on the bed.
>     3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner. 
>     4. Both are threatened by their own kind.
>     5. Neither understands what you see in cats. 
>     6. Both want dominance.
>     7. Both do the dishes by licking them clean. 
>     8. Both chase cars.
>     9  The larger ones tend to drool.
>     10. The smaller ones tend to be nervous.
>     
>     HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
>     
>     1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public. 
>     2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
>     3. You can train a dog.
>     4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. 
>     5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
>     6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
>     7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw. 
>     8. Dogs are color blind.
>     9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come 
>     inside.
>     
>     
>     WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
>     
>     1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for
>directions.
>     2. Dogs like beer.
>     3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
>     4. Dogs don't criticize.
>     5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
>across.
>     6. Dogs never expect gifts.
>     7. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
>     8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
>day.
>     9. Dogs don't cry.
>     10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
>     11. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
>     12. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late -- the
>later 
>     you are, the more excited they are to see you.
>     13. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
>     14. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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