Re: [MOL] headlines from newspapers [02339] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] headlines from newspapers



They brought a smile to my face as well. Thanks.
Christine

At 10:50 PM 22/09/98 -0400, you wrote:
>I don't know if these headlines have been on here before or not, but
>supposedly these are headlines taken from newspapers.  Many brought a smile
>to my face!  Hope that you all enjoy them:
>>Include your Children when baking cookies         (I prefer Tollhouse
>>chocolate chips)
>>Experts say schoolbus passengers should be belted
>>Iraqi head seeks arms
>>Panda mating fails; Vet takes over
>>Eye drops off shelf
>>Teacher strikes idle kids           (Gee....I wonder if this would work in
>>my class?)
>>Clinton wants on budget, but more lies ahead
>>Miners refuse to work after death
>>Two sisters reunited after 18 years at checkout counter
>>Kids make nutritious snacks     (YUM!YUM!  I wonder if they come in
chocolate?)
>>Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
>>Local high school dropouts cut in half      (Now there's a penalty!!)
>>Drunk gets nine months in violin case         (Hope that he was a small
man!)
>
>I think of you all so often and keep all of you in my prayers.     Mary Ann
>
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