Re: [MOL] Laughter is the best medicine [00983] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Laughter is the best medicine



John you made the 10 best joke teller of the week on Monday, now again on
Thursday?  What a way to go, I am laughing so hard........

John wrote:

> Well my dear friends, since I am attempting to win back my place as a
> reasonable teller of jokes, I humbly submit the following two for a smile
> at the end of a day.  I hope you enjoy and go forward with joy and
> laughter in your hearts.
>
> God Bless.
> John
>
> A  dedicated union electrician was attending a convention in Las Vegas
> and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.
>
> When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union
> house?"
>
> "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
>
> "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
>
> "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
>
> Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
> street in search of a more  equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His
> search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame
> responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a union house."
>
> The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
> "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
>
> "That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room
> and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the
> night."
>
> "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame. Then, gesturing to an
> obese,  repulsive, fifty-five year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel
> here, has  more seniority."
>
>                 -----------------------------------------
>
> Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the
> recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill
> herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it
> over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the
> decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in
> the first place.
>
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to
> someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
> where the heart would be.
>
> "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
> left breast."
>
> Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
> wound to her left knee.
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