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  God Wants A Vacation
>
>God is tired, worn out.  So he speaks to St. Peter,
> "You know, I need a vacation.
> Got any suggestions where I should go?"
>
>St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says,
> "How about Jupiter?  It's nice and warm there this time of the year."
>
>God shakes His head before saying,
> "No.  Too much gravity.  You know how that hurts my back."
>
>"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects.  "Well, how about Mercury?"
>"No way!" God about screams.  "It's way too hot for me there!"
>
>"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up.
> "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
>
>Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding?
> Two thousand years ago I went There,
> had an affair with some nice Jewish girl,
> and they're STILL talking About it!"
>
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