DEar Lil,
One of your better for sure...thank you, rofl.
God Bless
marty
lillian jennings wrote:
>
> The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms
> >
> > Artery----------------------> The study of paintings
> > Benign--------------------> What you be after you be eight
> > Bacteria------------------> Back door to cafeteria
> > Barium-------------------> What doctors do when patients die
> > Cesarean Section---> A neighborhood in Rome
> > Cat Scan---------------> Searching for a kitty
> > Cauterize---------------> Made eye contact with her
> > Coma--------------------> A punctuation mark
> > D&C---------------------> Where Washington is
> > Dilate-------------------> To live long
> > Enema-----------------> Not a friend
> > Fester-----------------> Quicker than someone else
> > Genital----------------.> Non-Jewish person
> > G.I. Series-----------> World Series of Military baseball]
> > Hangnail---------------> What you hang your coat on
> > Impotent---------------> Distinguished, well known
> > Labor Pain-------------> Getting hurt at work
> > Medical Staff-----------> A Doctor's cane
> > Node---------------------->I knowed it
> > Outpatient-------------> A patient who has fainted
> > Pelvis-------------------> Second cousin to Elvis
> > Recovery Room------> A place to do upholstery
> > Rectum----------------->Damn near killed him
> > Seizure-----------------> Roman emperor
> > Terminal Illness------> Getting sick at the airport
> > Tumor-------------------> More than one
> > >>
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