Re: [MOL] Joke! [03067] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Joke!



DEar Lil,

One of your better for sure...thank you, rofl.

God Bless
marty

lillian jennings wrote:
> 
> The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms
>  >
>  > Artery----------------------> The study of paintings
>  > Benign--------------------> What you be after you be eight
>  > Bacteria------------------>  Back door to cafeteria
>  > Barium-------------------> What doctors do when patients die
>  > Cesarean Section--->  A neighborhood in Rome
>  > Cat Scan--------------->  Searching for a kitty
>  > Cauterize---------------> Made eye contact with her
>  > Coma--------------------> A punctuation mark
>  > D&C---------------------> Where Washington is
>  > Dilate-------------------> To live long
>  > Enema-----------------> Not a friend
>  > Fester-----------------> Quicker than someone else
>  > Genital----------------.> Non-Jewish person
>  > G.I. Series----------->  World Series of Military baseball]
>  > Hangnail---------------> What you hang your coat on
>  > Impotent---------------> Distinguished, well known
>  > Labor Pain-------------> Getting hurt at work
>  > Medical Staff-----------> A Doctor's cane
>  > Node---------------------->I knowed it
>  > Outpatient-------------> A patient who has fainted
>  > Pelvis-------------------> Second cousin to Elvis
>  > Recovery Room------> A place to do upholstery
>  > Rectum----------------->Damn near killed him
>  > Seizure-----------------> Roman emperor
>  > Terminal Illness------> Getting sick at the airport
>  > Tumor-------------------> More than one
>  >  >>
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