The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms
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> Artery----------------------> The study of paintings
> Benign--------------------> What you be after you be eight
> Bacteria------------------> Back door to cafeteria
> Barium-------------------> What doctors do when patients die
> Cesarean Section---> A neighborhood in Rome
> Cat Scan---------------> Searching for a kitty
> Cauterize---------------> Made eye contact with her
> Coma--------------------> A punctuation mark
> D&C---------------------> Where Washington is
> Dilate-------------------> To live long
> Enema-----------------> Not a friend
> Fester-----------------> Quicker than someone else
> Genital----------------.> Non-Jewish person
> G.I. Series-----------> World Series of Military baseball]
> Hangnail---------------> What you hang your coat on
> Impotent---------------> Distinguished, well known
> Labor Pain-------------> Getting hurt at work
> Medical Staff-----------> A Doctor's cane
> Node---------------------->I knowed it
> Outpatient-------------> A patient who has fainted
> Pelvis-------------------> Second cousin to Elvis
> Recovery Room------> A place to do upholstery
> Rectum----------------->Damn near killed him
> Seizure-----------------> Roman emperor
> Terminal Illness------> Getting sick at the airport
> Tumor-------------------> More than one
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