[MOL] good for a laugh of two [02994] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] good for a laugh of two




These were good for a laugh or two.

<< >
 >After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his
 >mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.
 >"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to
 >be a minister?"
 >"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and 
 >I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and
 >listen.
 >
 >********************************************************************
 >
 >One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a pre-school.
 >When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted,
 >"I'm free! I'm free!!!"
 >At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted back,
 >"Big deal, I'm four!"
 >
 >********************************************************************
 >
 >A mother told her young son to go to bed and be sure to say his
 >prayers and ask God to make him a good boy.  The boy's father, passing
 >by the bedroom, overheard his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You
 >can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I
 >am."
 >
 >********************************************************************
 >
 >A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what
 >we mean by sins of omission?"
 >A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed,
 >but didn't?"
 >
 >*********************************************************************
 >
 >A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he
 >was looking at the things she had purchased.  He found a package of panty
 >hose and began to sound out the words "QUEEN SIZE." He then turned to his
 >grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Granny, You wear the same size as our bed!"
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