These were good for a laugh or two.
<< >
>After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his
>mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.
>"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to
>be a minister?"
>"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and
>I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and
>listen.
>
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>
>One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a pre-school.
>When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted,
>"I'm free! I'm free!!!"
>At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted back,
>"Big deal, I'm four!"
>
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>
>A mother told her young son to go to bed and be sure to say his
>prayers and ask God to make him a good boy. The boy's father, passing
>by the bedroom, overheard his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You
>can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I
>am."
>
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>
>A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what
>we mean by sins of omission?"
>A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed,
>but didn't?"
>
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>
>A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he
>was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty
>hose and began to sound out the words "QUEEN SIZE." He then turned to his
>grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Granny, You wear the same size as our bed!"
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