Re: [MOL] Canada "Post" [02804] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] Canada "Post"


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> To:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Lyle
> Subject: [MOL] Canada "Post"
> Date: Saturday, August 29, 1998 7:47 PM
> Enjoy  ;>)  Les
> << 
> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
>   Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine  that
> would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.  He
> if they were willing to try it out.
>   They were both very much in favor of it .  The doctor set the
>   pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10%
>   was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
>   before.
>   But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
>   asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.  The doctor
>   then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.  The husband
>   was still feeling fine.  The doctor checked the husband's blood
>   pressure and was amazed at how well  he was doing.  At this they
>   decided to try for 50%.  The husband continued to feel quite
>   well.
>  Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably,
>  the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
>  him.
>  The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.  She and  her
> husband were ecstatic.
>   When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch
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