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Enjoy  ;>)  Les
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
 
  Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine  that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.  He asked
if they were willing to try it out.
  
  They were both very much in favor of it .  The doctor set the
  pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10%
  was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
  before.
 
  But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
  asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.  The doctor
  then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.  The husband
  was still feeling fine.  The doctor checked the husband's blood
  pressure and was amazed at how well  he was doing.  At this they
  decided to try for 50%.  The husband continued to feel quite
  well.
 
 Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably,
 the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
 him.
 
 The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.  She and  her
husband were ecstatic.
 
  When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch





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> >> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
> > delivered.
> > 
> >> Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine >>
that
> would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain
> > to the father.  He asked if they were willing to try it out.
> >  
> >> They were both very much in favor of it .  The doctor set the
> > pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10%
> > was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
> > before.
> > 
> >> But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
> > asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.  The doctor
> > then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.  The husband
> > was still feeling fine.  The doctor checked the husband's blood
> > pressure and was amazed at how well  he was doing.  At this they
> > decided to try for 50%.  The husband continued to feel quite
> > well.
> > 
> >> Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably,
> > the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
> > him.
> > 
> >> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.  She and >>
her
> husband were ecstatic.
> >  
> >  When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch
> >
> 


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