Re: [MOL] :Humor -Naughty (Very) [02769] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] :Humor -Naughty (Very)



So funny -- I loved it! Love, Joicy

Docent@aol.com wrote:
> 
>  Morol of joke: Don't sleep in church.
> 
> 
>  A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the
>  sermon.
>  One Sunday, the wife decided to do something about it, so she picked
>  up a long hat pin and took it with her to church.
> 
>  While sitting in church, the wife noticed that her husband was once again
>  falling asleep, and as the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he
>  shouted out "... and who created all there is in 6 days?", she poked her
>  husband who jumped from the pew and shouted, "Good god all mighty!"
> 
>  The minister looked at the man and said, "That's right, that's right...",
>  and he continued with the sermon. The man sat back down, muttering
>  under his breath.
> 
>  Later on, once again the man began to doze off, and just as the minister
>  reached "...and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?", the wife
>  again poked her husband, and he leaped from the pew and shouted "Jesus
>  Christ!"
> 
>  The minister again looked at the man and said, "That's right, that's
>  right...", and went on with the sermon. The man sat back down, and gave his
>  wife an angry look. Even so, the man was tired and ten minutes later he was
>  feeling incredibly sleepy, so he closed his eyes and leaned his head back.
> 
>  His wife noticed that he was about to fall asleep again, so she pulled out
>  the hat pin, and just as the minister said, "... and what did Eve say to Adam
>  after the birth of their second child?", she poked him as hard as she
>  could.
> 
>  The man sprang from the pew and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing
>  again I'm going to break it in two!"
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