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[MOL] oh those lawyers



I thought this was really funny; hope you do as well

Suzanne


> The following was reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association
 >> Lawyers
 >> Journal. The questions that appear below were actually asked of
 >> witnesses by attorneys during trial and, in certain cases, the
 >> responses given by insightful witnesses: (There's nothing funnier than
 >> true life.)
 >>   
 >>  1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
 >> he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
 >>   
 >>  2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" 
 >>   
 >>  3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?" 
 >>   
 >>  4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
 >>   
 >>  5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" 
 >>   
 >>  6. "Did he kill you?" 
 >>   
 >>  7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" 
 >>   
 >>  8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" 
 >>   
 >>  9. "How many times have you committed suicide?" 
 >>   
 >>  10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" 
 >>  A: "Yes." 
 >>  Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
 >>   
 >>  11. Q: "She had three children, right?" 
 >>  A: "Yes." 
 >>  Q: "How many were boys?" 
 >>  A: "None." 
 >>  Q: "Were there any girls?" 
 >>   
 >>  12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" 
 >>  A: "Yes." 
 >>  Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" 
 >>   


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