I thought this was really funny; hope you do as well
Suzanne
> The following was reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association
>> Lawyers
>> Journal. The questions that appear below were actually asked of
>> witnesses by attorneys during trial and, in certain cases, the
>> responses given by insightful witnesses: (There's nothing funnier than
>> true life.)
>>
>> 1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
>> he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
>>
>> 2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
>>
>> 3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
>>
>> 4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
>>
>> 5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
>>
>> 6. "Did he kill you?"
>>
>> 7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
>>
>> 8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
>>
>> 9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
>>
>> 10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
>> A: "Yes."
>> Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
>>
>> 11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
>> A: "Yes."
>> Q: "How many were boys?"
>> A: "None."
>> Q: "Were there any girls?"
>>
>> 12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
>> A: "Yes."
>> Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
>>
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