Re: [MOL] The Ballerina [02598] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] The Ballerina



Oh Les, you've outdone yourself now! LOL
-Jean

On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 21:57:56 EDT Lesnpeg@aol.com writes:
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> I hope you enjoy this one,I thought it was a "ROTFLOL" one
>Love  ;>)  Les
>
> This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless
> sundress, walks into a bar.  She raises her right arm, revealing a 
>big,
> hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and
>asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"  
>
>The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.  At 
>the end
>of the bar, a  skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says,
>"Bartender!  I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"  The bartender 
>pours the
>drink and the woman chugs it down.  After she's completed the drink, 
>she turns
>again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing 
>her
>hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
>
> Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar
> and says, "Bartender!  I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
> After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches
>the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the
> lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"  The drunk
>replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high
> has got to be a ballerina!"
>
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>Subject: Fw: The Ballerina
>Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1998 21:21:34 -0400
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Johnson <mysue@dnaco.net>
>To: 'Dave Krause' <DKrauseENG@AOL.COM>; 'debbie dvorhees lima'
><dvorhees@wcoil.com>; 'durante john' <durantej@worldnet.att.net>
>Date: Wednesday, August 26, 1998 7:35 PM
>Subject: FW: The Ballerina
>
>
>>
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: Johnson, Maynard E.(John) [SMTP:mejohnson@dcmde.dla.mil]
>>Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 1998 2:25 PM
>>To: johnson m.e.
>>Subject: FW: The Ballerina
>>
>>
>>
>>> ----------
>>> From: Pospisil, Connie E.
>>> Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 1998 10:31AM
>>> To: Maynard Johnson
>>> Subject: FW: The Ballerina
>>>
>>> This sounds like one of your kind of jokes.  Pretty funny!
>>>
>>> Connie
>>>
>>> > This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless
>>> > sundress, walks into a bar.  She raises her right arm, revealing 
>a b=
>ig,
>>> > hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar 
>and
>>> asks,
>>> > "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"  The whole bar goes 
>de=
>ad
>>> > silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.  At the end of the bar, 
>a
>>> > skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, 
>"Bartender!
>>> > I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"  The bartender pours the
>>> > drink and the woman chugs it down.  After she's completed the 
>drink,
>she
>>> > turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, 
>again
>>> > revealing her hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy 
>a l=
>ady
>>> a
>>> > drink?"
>>> > Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar
>>> > and says, "Bartender!  I'd like to buy the ballerina another 
>drink!"
>>> > After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches
>>> > the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy 
>th=
>e
>>> > lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"  The drunk
>>> > replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that 
>hi=
>gh
>>> has
>>> > got to be a ballerina!"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>
>
>
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