Re: [MOL] MAN SLAMMERS for blonds [02596] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] MAN SLAMMERS for blonds



Touche!
Marianne

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> From: Lesnpeg@aol.com
> To: DCBASSMAN@aol.com; TSpranger@aol.com; DLS@ssdlaw.com;
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> Subject: [MOL] MAN SLAMMERS for blonds
> Date: Friday, August 28, 1998 2:41 AM
> 
> 
>  How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the
> dishes?
>  Both of them.
>  
>  Why did the man cross the road?
> He heard the chicken was a slut.
> 
>  Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> They don't have time.
> 
> Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
> They all already have boyfriends.
> 
> What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
>  A widow.
> 
>  When do you care for a man's company?
>  When he owns it.
>  
> Why are married women heavier than single women?
> Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>  
>  How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
>  His hand caught fire.
> 
>  How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> Put the remote control between his toes.
> 
> How are men and parking spots alike?
> Good ones are always taken.  Free ones are mostly handicapped or
extremely
> small.
>  
>  What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> They're married.
>  
> 
> 
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