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 How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the
dishes?
 Both of them.
 
 Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

 Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
 A widow.

 When do you care for a man's company?
 When he owns it.
 
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
 How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
 His hand caught fire.

 How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken.  Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely
small.
 
 What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
 


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From: 	Scott Sumpter[SMTP:scotts@equitrac.com]
Sent: 	Tuesday, August 25, 1998 9:22 AM
To: 	Winnie Marsh
Subject: 	Here are some "MAN SLAMMERS" for you

> > >How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
> do 
> > >the dishes?
> 
> > >Both of them.
> > >
> > >Why did the man cross the road?
> > >He heard the chicken was a slut.
> > >
> > >Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> > >They don't have time.
> > >
> > >Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
> looking?
> > >They all already have boyfriends.
> > >
> > >What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
> > >A widow.
> > >
> > >When do you care for a man's company?
> > >When he owns it.
> > >
> > >Why are married women heavier than single women?
> > >Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> > >Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> > >
> > >How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
> > >His hand caught fire.
> > >
> > >How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> > >Put the remote control between his toes.
> > >
> > >How are men and parking spots alike?
> > >Good ones are always taken.  Free ones are mostly handicapped or 
> > >extremely small.
> > >
> > >What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> > >They're married.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > 
> >
 

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<DIV>&gt; &gt; &gt;How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does
it 
take to<BR>&gt; do <BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;the dishes?<BR>&gt; <BR>&gt; &gt;
&gt;Both 
of them.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Why did the man cross the 
road?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;He heard the chicken was a slut.<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Why don't women blink during foreplay?<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;They don't have time.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Why is it
difficult 
to find men who are sensitive, caring and good<BR>&gt; looking?<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;They all already have boyfriends.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;What
do 
you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?<BR>&gt; &gt;
&gt;A 
widow.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;When do you care for a man's 
company?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;When he owns it.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;Why are married women heavier than single women?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Single 
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.<BR>&gt; 
&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;How did Pinocchio find out he was made of 
wood?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;His hand caught fire.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;How do you get a man to do sit-ups?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Put the remote
control 
between his toes.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;How are men and parking 
spots alike?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;Good ones are always taken.&nbsp; Free ones are 
mostly handicapped or <BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;extremely small.<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have
in 
common?<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;They're married.<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; 
&gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; &gt;<BR>&gt; &gt; <BR>&gt; &gt;</DIV></BODY></HTML>
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