[MOL] JOKE! [02556] Medicine On Line

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The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the
>"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother.
>"My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
>The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
>the phone rang again.
>"You don't have to come over after all,"  the woman said with a sigh
>of relief.  "My husband just found another one."

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