The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the
>night.
>
>"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother.
>"My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
>
>The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
>the phone rang again.
>
>"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh
>of relief. "My husband just found another one."
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