[MOL] Humor..True facts about men [02550] Medicine On Line


[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]

[MOL] Humor..True facts about men



Hi Group,
Les, Loved your jokes about women.  But you forgot about men :) 
Sandi

 
True facts about men!
 
 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
    you're aiming too high.
 
 2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
    do-it-yourself types.
 
 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick
    of him.
 
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
    about other things too.
 
 5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
    husband to do.
 
 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
 
 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
 
 8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
    tell them apart.
 
 9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
 
 10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
     usually find that he is married.
 
 11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
     five men -- a woman.
 
 12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong,
     caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
 
 13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
 
 14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
     -"don't" and "stop".
 
 15. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
                                                                          
                                                                          


------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is an automatically-generated notice.  If you'd like to be removed
from the mailing list, please visit the Medicine-On-Line Discussion Forum
at <http://www.meds.com/con_faq.html>, or send an email message to:
majordomo@lists.meds.com
with the subject line blank and the body of the message containing the line:
unsubscribe mol-cancer your-email-address
where the phrase your-email-address is replaced with your actual email
address.
------------------------------------------------------------------------