RE: [MOL] Mens guide [02543] Medicine On Line


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RE: [MOL] Mens guide



Les, I loved this.  I am sure my husband will greatly benefit from this
"guide".  Cathy

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Lesnpeg@aol.com [SMTP:Lesnpeg@aol.com]
> Sent:	Thursday, August 27, 1998 9:36 AM
> To:	mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Subject:	[MOL] Mens guide
> 
>  
>  
>  At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really
>  means when she says something. Pay close attention (there
>  might be a quiz later).
>  
>  
>           You want = You want
>  
>           We need = I want
>  
>           It's your decision = The correct decision should
>  be obvious by now.
>  
>           Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
>  
>           We need to talk = I need to complain
>  
>           Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
>  
>           I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>  
>           You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you
>  sweat a lot.
>  
>           You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all
>  you ever think about?
>  
>           I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm
>  on my period.
>  
>           Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby
>  thighs.
>  
>           This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new
>  house.
>  
>           I want new curtains = and carpeting, and
>  furniture, and wallpaper.....
>  
>  
>           I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the
>  wrong shade of white.
>  
>           Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
>  
>           I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost
>  asleep.
>  
>           Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something
>  expensive.
>  
>           How much do you love me? = I did something today
>  you're really not going to like.
>  
>           I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes
>  and find a good game on T.V.
>  
>           Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
>  
>           You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with
>  me.
>  
>           Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're
>  dead.]
>  
>           Yes = No
>  
>           No = No
>  
>           Maybe = No
>  
>           I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
>  
>           Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so
>  you'd better get used to it.
>  
>           Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed
>  and walk him until he goes to sleep.
>  
>           I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I
>  think this is important.
>  
>           All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes
>  without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics
>  department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few
>  new pocket books, and OMIGOD those sheets would look great
>  in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
>  
>           (The answer to "What's wrong?")
>  
>           The same old thing = Nothing
>  
>           Nothing = Everything
>  
>           Everything = My PMS is acting up
>  
>           Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an
>  asshole
>  
>           I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still
>  building up steam
>  
>   >>
>  << Message: Re: ha ha >> 
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