[MOL] Mens guide [02534] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Mens guide

 At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really
 means when she says something. Pay close attention (there
 might be a quiz later).
          You want = You want
          We need = I want
          It's your decision = The correct decision should
 be obvious by now.
          Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
          We need to talk = I need to complain
          Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
          I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
          You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you
 sweat a lot.
          You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all
 you ever think about?
          I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm
 on my period.
          Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby
          This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new
          I want new curtains = and carpeting, and
 furniture, and wallpaper.....
          I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the
 wrong shade of white.
          Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
          I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost
          Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something
          How much do you love me? = I did something today
 you're really not going to like.
          I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes
 and find a good game on T.V.
          Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
          You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with
          Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're
          Yes = No
          No = No
          Maybe = No
          I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
          Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so
 you'd better get used to it.
          Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed
 and walk him until he goes to sleep.
          I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I
 think this is important.
          All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes
 without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics
 department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few
 new pocket books, and OMIGOD those sheets would look great
 in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
          (The answer to "What's wrong?")
          The same old thing = Nothing
          Nothing = Everything
          Everything = My PMS is acting up
          Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an
          I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still
 building up steam