Re: [MOL] The Ballerina [02533] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] The Ballerina

Oh Les, where do you get these.  Too, too funny.  I immediately sent a copy
to the brother in law who enjoys the same sick humor as I do.  I know I
shouldn't think it's funny but I can't help myself.  :-)  Paula

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> Subject: [MOL] The Ballerina
> Date: Wednesday, August 26, 1998 6:57 PM
>  I hope you enjoy this one,I thought it was a "ROTFLOL" one
> Love  ;>)  Les
>  This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless
>  sundress, walks into a bar.  She raises her right arm, revealing a big,
>  hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and
> asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"  
> The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.  At the
> of the bar, a  skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says,
> "Bartender!  I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"  The bartender pours
> drink and the woman chugs it down.  After she's completed the drink, she
> again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing
> hairy armpit, saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
>  Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar
>  and says, "Bartender!  I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
>  After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches
> the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the
>  lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"  The drunk
> replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high
>  has got to be a ballerina!"
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