Re: [MOL] JOKE!/Les comments(( )) [02278] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] JOKE!/Les comments(( ))

In a message dated 98-08-25 21:34:41 EDT, you write:

  See any good bumper stickers lately?  Here are some you may have
  * Horn broken. Watch for finger.  ((Until it is broken or shot off))
  * Keep honking...I'm reloading.  ((aim at the finger))
  * Cover me.  I'm changing lanes. ((Must be from Ohio))

  * Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.  ((In Ohio
they have a lifetime guarentee for turn signals cause no one uses them))
  * I brake for no apparent reason.  ((must be a blond woman))
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. ((too cute))
  * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?  (( how aboout a Mart
for Smart, They never did find the fountain))
  * He who laughs last thinks slowest.  ((Must be english or a Blond female )
  * Rehab is for quitters.   ((or confused quilters))
  * Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.  ((I NEVER WAKE
UP           PEGGY))
  * Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.  ((Why? Not usefull for those
that are brain dead))  
  * Sorry, I don't date outside my species.  ((  I did that once and woke up
to find she was cayote ugly.))
  * Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it. (( No fun in acting our age
  * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.  ((I bought the
pill book and I am only thirty pills away from trying all of them listed))
  * Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. (( is this from
Murphy's Law??))
  * Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.  ((probably three
states away))
  * Caution:  I drive like you do. ((or well like I used too))
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