[MOL] Joke! [02181] Medicine On Line


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>Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
>God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
>
>Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
>
>God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a
>woman.  He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes,
>she will always agree with every decision you make.   She will bear
>you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
>to take care of them.  She will not nag you, and will always be the
>first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.   She
>will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and
>compassion whenever needed.
>
>Adam asked, "What would a woman like this cost me??"
>
>God said, "An arm and a leg."
>
>Adam thought for a moment, then said, "What can I get for a just a
>rib???"
>
>The rest is history.
>

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