RE: [MOL] Excuse notes (joke) [02063] Medicine On Line


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Joicy - I am laughing so hard I am crying.  These are hysterical!  Thanks
for the laugh.  Cathy

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Becker, Joicy [SMTP:Joicy.Becker@PTSEM.EDU]
> Sent:	Monday, August 24, 1998 2:21 PM
> To:	'MOLers'
> Subject:	[MOL] Excuse notes (joke)
> 
> THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS
> (INCLUDING ORIGINAL SPELLING) COLLECTED BY NISHEETH PAREKH, UNIVERSITY
> OF TEXAS MEDICAL BRANCH, GALVESTON.
> 
> My son is under a doctor's care and should not
> take P.E. today.  Please execute him.
> 
> Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on
> Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32 and also 33.
> 
> please excuse Lisa for being absent.  She as
> sick and I had her shot.
> 
> Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.  She is
> administration.
> 
> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
> Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
> 
> John has been absent because he has two teeth
> taken out of his face.
> 
> Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
> playing football.  He was hurt in the growing part.
> 
> Megan could not come to school today because she
> has been bothered by very close veins.
> 
> Chris will not be in school today CUs he has an
> acre in his side.
> 
> Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has
> very loose vowels.
> 
> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
> He has diahre dyrea direthe the sh#@$.
> 
> Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
> he had dirrhea and his boots leak.
> 
> Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
> his bust.
> 
> Please excuse Jimmy for being.  It was his
> father's fault.
> 
> I kept Billie home because she had to go
> Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
> 
> Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
> yesterday.  We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
> found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
> 
> Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We
> have to attend her funeral.
> 
> Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
> He had a cold and could not breed well.
> 
> Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
> She was in bed with gramps.
> 
> Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
> gangover.
> 
> Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under
> the doctor.
> 
> Mayrann was absent December 11-16 because she
> had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.  Her sister was
> also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother has a low grade fever and
> ached all  over.  I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
> must be something going around, her father even got hot  last night.
> 
> My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
> tired.  She spent a weekend with the Marines.
> 
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