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[MOL] Excuse notes (joke)



THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS
(INCLUDING ORIGINAL SPELLING) COLLECTED BY NISHEETH PAREKH, UNIVERSITY
OF TEXAS MEDICAL BRANCH, GALVESTON.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take P.E. today.  Please execute him.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on
Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32 and also 33.

please excuse Lisa for being absent.  She as
sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.  She is
administration.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he has two teeth
taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football.  He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she
has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school today CUs he has an
acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has
very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He has diahre dyrea direthe the sh#@$.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
he had dirrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being.  It was his
father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday.  We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We
have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under
the doctor.

Mayrann was absent December 11-16 because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.  Her sister was
also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother has a low grade fever and
ached all  over.  I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got hot  last night.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired.  She spent a weekend with the Marines.

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