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[MOL] I'll Get Even, LOl



Hey Gang,



I know you guys are laughing at me. Well I'll get even when I see you

all at the event in New  York. remember I have the camera and graphics,

LOL.



God Bless

marty



Appleton wrote:

> 

> Cathy - of course we can!  I am about ready, however, to turn in my jeans

> for elastic waistbands :-)   From a not so much recovering Little Debbie

> (and other such items) addict, Paula

> 

> PS  I find if you hide them in an underwear drawer, they don't have as many

> calories (Sorry, Marty, I know this is hurting you!!! :-)  If you grow up

> in a large family, you HAVE to hide the snacks or you are just OUT OF

> LUCK!!!!!

> 

> Love you guys Paula

> 

> ----------

> > From: Telesco,Cathy <cathy.telesco@gartner.com>

> > To: 'mol-cancer@lists.meds.com'

> > Subject: RE: [MOL] Joke Cathy

> > Date: Friday, August 21, 1998 6:36 AM

> >

> > Paula: can't we still blame it on the washing machine???

> > Cathy

> >

> > > -----Original Message-----

> > > From:       Appleton [SMTP:remember@therim.com]

> > > Sent:       Friday, August 21, 1998 12:12 AM

> > > To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com

> > > Subject:    Re: [MOL] Joke Cathy

> > >

> > > Cathy:  Have your been peeking at my diet these days - those midnight

> > > attacks may be the reason my clothes are shrinking and I thought it was

> my

> > > washing machine!!!

> > >

> > > Love it - Paula

> > >

> > > ----------

> > > > From: lillian B. Jennings <firefly@islc.net>

> > > > To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com

> > > > Subject: Re: [MOL] Joke Cathy

> > > > Date: Thursday, August 20, 1998 7:06 PM

> > > >

> > > > That joke takes the prize of the week.  Sorry Joicy and John!  Cathy,

> I

> > > am still

> > > > on the floor laughing, help I fell and can't get up!   Great!  Your

> > > friend,

> > > > Lillian

> > > >

> > > > Telesco,Cathy wrote:

> > > >

> > > > > Here's a joke...

> > > > > The Stress Diet

> > > > >

> > > > > BREAKFAST

> > > > >

> > > > > 1/2 grapefruit

> > > > > 1 slice whole wheat toast

> > > > > 8 oz. skim milk

> > > > > **********

> > > > >

> > > > > LUNCH

> > > > >

> > > > > 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast

> > > > > 1 cup steamed spinach

> > > > > 1 cup herbal tea

> > > > > 1 Oreo cookie

> > > > > **********

> > > > >

> > > > > MIDAFTERNOON SNACK

> > > > >

> > > > > 1 medium apple

> > > > > Rest of the Oreos in the package

> > > > > 2 pints of rocky road ice cream

> > > > > 1 jar hot fudge sauce

> > > > > Nuts, cherries, whipped cream

> > > > > **********

> > > > >

> > > > > DINNER

> > > > >

> > > > > 2 loaves garlic bread with parmesan cheese

> > > > > 1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza

> > > > > 4 cans or 1 large pitcher of beer

> > > > > 3 Milky Way or Snickers candy bars

> > > > > **********

> > > > >

> > > > > LATE EVENING NEWS

> > > > >

> > > > > Entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from freezer

> > > > > **********

> > > > >

> > > > > RULES FOR THIS DIET

> > > > >

> > > > > 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no

> > > calories.

> > > > > 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the

> > > candy

> > > > > bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

> > > > > 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you eat

> > > less

> > > > > than they do.

> > > > > 4. Food used for medicinal purposes, such as hot chocolate, hot

> > > toddies

> > > > > and Sara Lee Cheesecake, never count.

> > > > > 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, you look thinner.

> > > > > 6. Foods consumed at the movies, such as Milk Duds, buttered

> popcorn,

> > > > > Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls, do not have calories

> because

> > > > > they are part of the entire entertainment package and not one's

> > > personal

> > > > > fuel.

> > > > > 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking

> causes

> > > > > calorie leakage.

> > > > > 8. Food prepared by your mother and/or your best friend, and eaten

> in

> > > > > her presence, contains no calories.

> > > > > 9. Thing licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are

> in

> > > the

> > > > > process of preparing something. Examples: Peanut butter on a knife

> > > > > making a sandwich; ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

> > > > > 10. Foods that have the same color have the same number of

> calories.

> > > > > Examples: Spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white

> > > > > chocolate.

> > > > > NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any

> > > > > other food color.

> > > > >

> > > > >
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