Re: [MOL] Joke! [01035] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Joke!



Now dear brother John, who are you trying to kid here! Everyone KNOWS
that men never read the instructions first!! LOL! From one sick puppy to
another, love, Joicy.

John wrote:
> 
> Dear Jean,
> 
> How elase can you read the instruction manual????
> 
> John
> 
> Thomas A Johnson wrote:
> >
> > So, John.  You do it with the lights on, huh?  You're being quite candid
> > here these days. :-)
> > -Jean
> >
> > On Thu, 13 Aug 1998 13:55:03 -0700 John <lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> > >Dear Lil
> > >
> > >Do you think that's why I was born in the dark and have been kept in
> > >the
> > >dark for most of my life?  They only let me out a few times and I have
> > >
> > >the four girls to show for it!
> > >
> > >Love Ya!
> > >John
> > >
> > >> >The Lantern
> > >> >>
> > >> >>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor
> > >in
> > >> >>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist
> > >in
> > >> >>the delivery.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a
> > >> >lantern
> > >> >>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put
> > >the
> > >> >>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
> > >> >>
> > >> >>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that
> > >lantern,
> > >> >>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
> > >> >doctor.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
> > >> >>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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