Re: [MOL] Joke! [01031] Medicine On Line


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Dear Jean,

How elase can you read the instruction manual????

John

Thomas A Johnson wrote:
> 
> So, John.  You do it with the lights on, huh?  You're being quite candid
> here these days. :-)
> -Jean
> 
> On Thu, 13 Aug 1998 13:55:03 -0700 John <lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >Dear Lil
> >
> >Do you think that's why I was born in the dark and have been kept in
> >the
> >dark for most of my life?  They only let me out a few times and I have
> >
> >the four girls to show for it!
> >
> >Love Ya!
> >John
> >
> >> >The Lantern
> >> >>
> >> >>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor
> >in
> >> >>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist
> >in
> >> >>the delivery.
> >> >>
> >> >>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a
> >> >lantern
> >> >>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
> >> >>
> >> >>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
> >> >>
> >> >>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put
> >the
> >> >>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
> >> >>
> >> >>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
> >> >>
> >> >>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that
> >lantern,
> >> >>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
> >> >doctor.
> >> >>
> >> >>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
> >> >>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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