I figured that you two would enjoy these and I want you
to notice that I covered all sides.. Didn't leave anyone out!! LOL!!
Love you two cads! Carla
Women like silent men, they think they're
listening. **************
Priests should really be allowed to
marry...Until then, they'll never know what hell is really
like. **************
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men
would go through life thinking they had no faults at
all. **************
First guy (proudly): "My wife's
an angel!" Second Guy: "Mine is still
alive." ************** The bride, upon her engagement, went to her
mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother
replied, "So what do you want from me,
sympathy?" **************
DICTIONARY, n. The only place where: (a)
divorce comes before marriage, and (b) success comes before
work **************
I married Miss Right. I just didn't
know her first name was
Always. **************
