Re: [MOL] Joke! [00995] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Joke!



So, John.  You do it with the lights on, huh?  You're being quite candid
here these days. :-)
-Jean

On Thu, 13 Aug 1998 13:55:03 -0700 John <lehnerj1@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>Dear Lil
>
>Do you think that's why I was born in the dark and have been kept in 
>the 
>dark for most of my life?  They only let me out a few times and I have 
>
>the four girls to show for it!
>
>Love Ya!
>John
>
>> >The Lantern
>> >>
>> >>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor 
>in
>> >>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist 
>in
>> >>the delivery.
>> >>
>> >>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a
>> >lantern
>> >>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
>> >>
>> >>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
>> >>
>> >>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put 
>the
>> >>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
>> >>
>> >>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
>> >>
>> >>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that 
>lantern,
>> >>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
>> >doctor.
>> >>
>> >>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
>> >>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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