[MOL] Lillian, Joke! [00988] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Lillian, Joke!



Dear Lil

Do you think that's why I was born in the dark and have been kept in the 
dark for most of my life?  They only let me out a few times and I have 
the four girls to show for it!

Love Ya!
John

> >The Lantern
> >>
> >>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in
> >>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
> >>the delivery.
> >>
> >>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a
> >lantern
> >>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
> >>
> >>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
> >>
> >>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
> >>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
> >>
> >>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
> >>
> >>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,
> >>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
> >doctor.
> >>
> >>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
> >>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
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