Re: [MOL] Joke! [00916] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Joke!



Lillian,
This one was great!  I loved it!  Thanks!
-Jean

On Tue, 11 Aug 1998 21:14:34 -0400 lillian jennings <firefly@islc.net>
writes:
>The Lantern
>>
>>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in
>>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
>>the delivery.
>>
>>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a 
>lantern
>>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
>>
>>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
>>
>>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
>>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
>>
>>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
>>
>>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,
>>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
>doctor.
>>
>>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
>>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
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