[MOL] Joke! [00877] Medicine On Line


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The Lantern
>
>In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in
>the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
>the delivery.
>
>To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern
>and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
>
>Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.
>
>"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
>lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."
>
>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
>
>"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,
>young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the
doctor.
>
>The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
>doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
>
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